"Late for the bus and no money? Get in, I'll give you a ride for a blowjob!"

I rented a realtor, not an apartment😏 So I went to the viewing without my wife

I should've married this one, she's got bigger tits and ready to suckle

This is blackmail! You can't fuck a guy, but you can fuck your brother for keeping quiet?

I wanted to blackmail her, and she's already fucking me

Shame on you! Fucking behind your back and not offering me 🥹

Oh, my husband's calling and I can't talk - I'm giving it to my lover 🫣

She told him a guy was jealous and went straight to sucking his friend's dick